Blumpchuck

What is Blumpchuck?

When a boy is taking a shit and getting a blowjob at the same time and the girl can not stand the smell so she upchucks or throws-up.

Blumpchucks are really gross.

See blumpkin, blow jay, upchuck, heave, balls

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