Blumpcus

What is Blumpcus?

to give a guy a blowjob while hes taking a shit on a toilet, ground etc

last night she was guna give me a blowjob but i had to take a shit and she couldnt wait so

she she gave me blumpcus instead

See blowjob, ass, shit, turd, asshole, experimentation

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