Blumpelstilskin

What is Blumpelstilskin?

1.

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.

yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.

See blumpkin, garden gnome, gnome, blumpelstiltskin, cunnilumpkin

2.

The act of recieving fellatio, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.

Yo man, I was with this bitch and I had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, I started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she'd blowing me, that's what i call a blumpelstilskin

See blumpkin, juice, fagjuice
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