What is Blumpelstilskin?
1.
recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.
yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.
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2.
The act of recieving fellatio, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.
Yo man, I was with this bitch and I had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, I started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she'd blowing me, that's what i call a blumpelstilskin
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Random Words:
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another word for penis...monly used by very young children
the rapist was feelin my dingul hopper..