What is Blumpelstiltskin?
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A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.
Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.
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A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"
Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?
Travis: Do..
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A man who likes to ride the dick.
Stop eyeballing me you goddam polejockey.
See homo, fruit, faggot, queer, fairy..
