What is Blumpelstiltskin?
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A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.
Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.
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A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.
Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>..
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Is a gangster mexican. Usually gang like looking.
The ones who have the bandana over there eyes.
Gangster #1: Yo homes check dat puto ..