What is Blumpelstiltskin?
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A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.
Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.
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A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.
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ho-bo`TAER-ee-in (noun):
1. One who eats food advertised as Hobomodo (free items shown everyday on gizmodo).
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