What is Blumpelstiltskins?
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To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.
I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.
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A phrase to be used by an unperceptive man in the presence of a woman weeping for her country.
(Woman has tears in her eyes and discuss..
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A 1.75 liter bottle of alcohol.
hey, pick me up a one seven five of rum.
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