What is Blumpelstiltskins?
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To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.
I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.
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This is when you get turned on and undo your zipper, pull out your penis and begin to masturbate furiously. You then feel the urge to Sn..
