Blumpelstiltskins

What is Blumpelstiltskins?


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To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.

I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.

See blumpkins, blow job, gnome, head, dome, brains, oral sex


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