Blumper

What is Blumper?

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.

When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews

Raul Mondesi

1. Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strike..

2 Seconds

1. From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead." 2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecar..

Finger Popping

1. fingering a gurls pussy man is was finger popping mary last night See fingering, finger banging, pussy popping..

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