Blumper

What is Blumper?

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.

When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews

Toiletelephobia

1. fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia...

Dickely

1. origin-BEREA OHIO super duper DICK. this is used only by the coolest people and no one dumb can use it. you must know how to power it. ..

Leanin Towrads Willaby's

1. verb: to be crooked or off center. syn: cockamamie, cattywampus, crooked That there pole is leanin towards willaby's...

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