Blumper

What is Blumper?

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.

When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews

U.p.w.

1. Unidentified Party Wound. An injury or bruise received over the course of an evening of drinking with no recollection of how it occurred..

I <3

1. Meaning I love you. Comes from the IM symbol for a heart <3 using the symbol for less than and the number three, basically an abbrevi..

King-size

1. or king-sized very large After the banquet, I had to take a king-size dump...

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