Blumper

What is Blumper?

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.

When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews

Nervous Pube Toucher

1. noun. A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles. B) Masturbstor verb. A)masturbating Jims so anx..

Gexting

1. excessive texting at the expense of others who often are left to stand around awkwardly waiting for the person to finish their "gex..

Jorbs

1. Red Neck talk for Jobs, can be used in a sentence to form a derrogatory statement. "They took our Jorbs" See Sam 2. A dero..

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