Blumpies

What is Blumpies?

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

See head, shit, skeet

Pig Roasted

1. when a girl gives a blowjob to one guy while gettin fucked in the ass from another guy "Man that chick got pig roasted by those 2 ..

Name Taken

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Cat Burrito

1. A cat rolled into a towel, sheet, bubble wrap, etc. so that she resembles a burrito. A method often employed to give a cat medicine or ..

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