Blumpies

What is Blumpies?

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

See head, shit, skeet

Uzzi

1. Sperm or Semen or a cumshot There was some of Bill Clinton's Uzzi on Monica Lewinsky's dress See cum, jizz, sperm, semen, ju..

Japawack

1. a person who is 1/2 white 1/4 black and 1/4 japanese. they listen 2 rap and talk street slang. they r gamers and they r wiggers dude th..

Skiniature

1. A combination of the words "skinny", and "miniature" My belly is looking quite 'skiniature' See skinny,..

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