Blumpkant

What is Blumpkant?

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

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