Blumpken

What is Blumpken?

to take a dump and receive a blowjob at the same time.

The smell of my feces did not upset my girlfriend as I received a blumpken to near perfection.

to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load

Pussy-pumpkin

1. When an obese ladies crotch has so much fat covering her genitals that it looks like a pumpkin. "Man, I hooked up with a chik so f..

Dinnno

1. A guy that gets turned on watching fat chicks (shmuffalo)eat enormous amounts of food. That Dinnno digs the fat chicks while the Fat ch..

Qb's

1. Oddly delicious ice cream surrounded by a cube of rice crispie treat. Often found at organic food stores. These QB's are very vani..

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