Blumpken

What is Blumpken?

to take a dump and receive a blowjob at the same time.

The smell of my feces did not upset my girlfriend as I received a blumpken to near perfection.

to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load

Swizzle Fuck

1. The act of fucking someone wile simultaneously thumbing them in the ass. dude I just swizzle fucked that chick and she liked it. See t..

Butt-ticks

1. when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your ass. ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate. ..

Variants

1. Fakes; not real. Usually dealing with selling or buying shoes. Damn man I hella want those jordans but they're variants... fake as..

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