Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

What is Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb?

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Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

See blumpkin, backfire, sneaky, castro, dirty, sanchez

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