Blumpkin Blind

What is Blumpkin Blind?

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

See sex, blumpkin, prison, jail

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