Blumpkin By Proxy

What is Blumpkin By Proxy?

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

See blumpkin, masturbation, spanking the monkey, jerking the gerkin, whacking off

Meconi

1. The Last name of an individual with Italian decent. Meconi’s are generally known for there high IQ’s, wit, extreme good looks, abilities..

Metacool

1. ultra cool super cool the cool hes got style...hes metacool..

1. Someone who is under the impression that they are holier than thou, cool, or tough. "Imma kick yo ass!" "Eaaaasy XL&quo..

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