Blumpkin By Proxy

What is Blumpkin By Proxy?

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

See blumpkin, masturbation, spanking the monkey, jerking the gerkin, whacking off

W.a.m.f.

1. Abbreviation for White Ass Mother Fucker That kid is a W.A.M.F. fakin' it with his grillz! See white, ass, mother, fucker..

King Tabs

1. an oaf that attends the prout school, doesnt know left from right. Is over-confident and believes everyone adores him when in reality th..

Eezel

1. A type of lubricantused for anal sex between two or more men. "The all male brothel supplied everyone with lots of Eezel." S..

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