Blumpkin By Proxy

What is Blumpkin By Proxy?

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

See blumpkin, masturbation, spanking the monkey, jerking the gerkin, whacking off

Fudge Wedge

1. When you got a piece of left over poop between your butt cheeks. Man, i got fudge wedge right now, its makin my booty wet. See clinger..

Crip Side

1. the side that is used by gangsters Left side is for gangsters See Jay 2. Yes the left side is the crip side.It is also the Cobra,Fol..

Cock Wobbler

1. One who constantly wobbles or fondles the male reproductive organ. That kid sits at his computer all day looking at porn. Fucking cock ..

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