Blumpkin By Proxy

What is Blumpkin By Proxy?

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

See blumpkin, masturbation, spanking the monkey, jerking the gerkin, whacking off

H.a.b.

1. A Hot Asian Babe. has everything Danny: dude look at that hal Spencer: you dumbass its a hab, god you dont know anything you little ch..

Vicious Pounding

1. When you're going all out during sex. Preferred on one night stands and or hookers. "I gave that bitch a fucking vicious pou..

Epicnessosity

1. Acting in a manner of epic proportions o your right...you rocked my socks off with your epicnessosity... See epic, astronomical, colos..

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