Blumpkin By Proxy

What is Blumpkin By Proxy?

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

See blumpkin, masturbation, spanking the monkey, jerking the gerkin, whacking off

Dykiness

1. The tendency for a woman to be exceedingly butch. I was intimidated by her dykiness when I first met her. See butch, womyn, rainbow ri..

Dick Noise

1. The noise that is created when a dick is slapped against the lower belly. Often done in the presence of other males as a sign of dominan..

Jamragpussyhole

1. A womens gash while she is on a period The dirty cow asked him to go down on her jamragpussyhole. See jam, rag, pussy, hole..

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