Blumpkin By Proxy

What is Blumpkin By Proxy?

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

See blumpkin, masturbation, spanking the monkey, jerking the gerkin, whacking off

Oink

1. The noise that a piggy makes. Pig 1: *oink* Pig 2: *oink* 2. The sound that a cow makes. Cow: Oink oink oink oink oink! See oink, ..

Lylo

1. An inflatable device used in water to get proper brown. Some idiots refer to it as a floaty or tube but this is simply ridiculous I&ap..

Shitkaboo

1. an over dramatization of a situation we had a big shitkaboo for president reagan's funeral. See pete..

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