Blumpkin By Proxy

What is Blumpkin By Proxy?

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

See blumpkin, masturbation, spanking the monkey, jerking the gerkin, whacking off

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