Blumpkin By Proxy

What is Blumpkin By Proxy?

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

See blumpkin, masturbation, spanking the monkey, jerking the gerkin, whacking off

Aabacob

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Crease Grease

1. The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of s..

Choffed

1. to get very stoned, high I was smoking a fat blunt yesterday and i got soo choffed i thought i was flying This party sucks who wants..

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