Blumpkin Con Queso

What is Blumpkin Con Queso?


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Similar to a normal blumpkin - a la getting dome while taking a dump- however with a very important twist...

Once in the process of gettin dome, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you dome. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world.

Mike: Yo nick you look spent as hell, and why do you have nacho cheese all over ur face?

Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafucka!!!!

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