Blumpkin Decker

What is Blumpkin Decker?

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.

As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.

Blower Lips

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Masser

1. a shortened version of massive. 1. don't go in the bathroom i just layed a masser. 2. you see her ass? that thing was a masser. ..

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