Blumpkin Extrodinaire

What is Blumpkin Extrodinaire?

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(n.) the act of a female giving oral sex to the chodal area of a male, while he is taking a shit

As I finally sat on my throne, Mrs. Smith stopped by for a blumpkin extrodinaire

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