What is Blumpkin Stage Fright?

1.

The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.

Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin

Tom - Sweet!!

Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me

Tom - Shit that sucks

Bob- You're telling me!!

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