What is Blumpkin Stage Fright?
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The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.
Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
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A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
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