What is Blumpkin Steam?
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A combination of the cleveland steamer and the blumpkin.
The blumpker, who is giving oral sex allows the blumpkee to stand over the blumpker and release both semen and feces onto their upper body.
I gave my concubine a blumpkin steam when she let me shit on her chest while suckin' me off.
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