What is Blumpkin Steamer?
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The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.
dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.
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A variation on w00t, particularly when the w00ting is very intense and you are WINNARing in everything.
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Jeans and/or shorts (any bottoms, really) so tight they force the balls to split/go in opposite directions, so that it looks like you ha..
