Blumpkin Steamer

What is Blumpkin Steamer?


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The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

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