What is Blumpkin Steamer?
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The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.
dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.
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1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
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Comes from "Sex and the City", where Carrie describes it as the feeling you get when you meet someone you really really like. ..