What is Blumpkin Vagina Platypus?
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the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.
The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.
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Same thing as a kerry slap, except the slap to the head is replaced with a swift roundhouse kick.
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Someone who hunts down (and sleeps with) attractive pensioners, usually for a fee that is arranged.
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