Blumpkinbating

What is Blumpkinbating?

Whacking off while taking a shit, closely related to a blumpkin

I was scarr3d for life when I walked in on the old man blumpkinbating.

Uncle Joey

1. Slang term for any number of crotch rotting diseases. FUCK! I gots me the naaaastiest muthfukin case of UNCLE JOEY, yo!..

Jizz Box

1. An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen. My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I..

Unwin

1. Someone who has such an over inflated opinion of themselves that they appear utterly ridiculous to other people. Often associated with b..

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