Blumpkinbating

What is Blumpkinbating?

Whacking off while taking a shit, closely related to a blumpkin

I was scarr3d for life when I walked in on the old man blumpkinbating.

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816th Crg

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A Pushy

1. the act of freezing one's own feces in a log shape, and the having a second party insert the frozen feces into their rectum. "..

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