Blumpkinbating

What is Blumpkinbating?

Whacking off while taking a shit, closely related to a blumpkin

I was scarr3d for life when I walked in on the old man blumpkinbating.

Vitt

1. An insult in Estonian. Means pussy,cunt,beaver,... Haisev vitt-Smelly cunt Karvane vitt-Hairy cunt Käi vittu!-Fuck off! See puts, mu..

Liquid Spank

1. A liquid that produces a burning or stinging sensation, applied as an alternative to paddling. Do you need a liquid spank? See spanker..

Quick Snipe

1. A term used in the Socom series when someone jumps, zooms in, shoots, then zooms out when they hit the ground. Did you see me quick sni..

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