Blumpkinesiology

What is Blumpkinesiology?

the scientific study of the art of:

a. giving blumpkins

and

b. recieving blumpkins

Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

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