What is Blumpkini?
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A blumpkini is the act of peeing and pooping at the same time. Although this most commonly happens on the toilet, you can also perform a blumpkini in bed!
Peter- "Hey Emma, did you do number one or number two in the bathroom?
Emma- "I did both, in the form of a blumpkini!"
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Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.
That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate..
