Blumpkini

What is Blumpkini?

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A blumpkini is the act of peeing and pooping at the same time. Although this most commonly happens on the toilet, you can also perform a blumpkini in bed!

Peter- "Hey Emma, did you do number one or number two in the bathroom?

Emma- "I did both, in the form of a blumpkini!"

See blumpkin, poop, tinkle, toilet
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