What is Blumpland Steamer?
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A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
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A woman so hideously huge that she would crush you during sex.
Damn, that girl is a real crushinator.
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