What is Blumpland Steamer?
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A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
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A way of describing a cute, blonde-ditzy girl. Also see blonde
Person A: Woah is she a Kelsey Ray?
Person B: Totally. A real hottie.
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Large hanging and dangling vagina flaps. Often very meaty. Able to be sucked and tied in knots.
Stacey loves to have her puppy lick her..
