Blumpland Steamer

What is Blumpland Steamer?


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A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.

(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?

(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!

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