What is Blumpland Steamer?
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A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
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Noun. (Snag-you-light-us)
The condition of having a tooth that is disproportional with the rest of the teeth in one's mouth, i.e. ..
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The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
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