What is Blumpland Steamer?
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A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
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its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.
I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought..