Blumplestiltskin Edit Meaning

1.

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.

"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"

See blumpie, blumpkin, gnome

2.

N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.

John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.

See blumpkin, hot karl, hot lunch, chili dog

3.

A lazy person. A bum.

A: What did you do today?

B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.

A: What a blumplestiltskin.

See lazy, bum, loser, boring