Blumpster Edit Meaning

1.

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

See blumpkin, shit, fellatio, lucky pierre, poop

2.

When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.

I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.

See blumpkin, dumpster, sex, oral, poop

3.

variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.

a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.

"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"

See blumpkin, hot carl, donkey punch, zamboni, o.p.d., cheesedick