Blumpstronaut

What is Blumpstronaut?

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

See poop, vagina, sex, blowjob, crazy

Sacteria

1. The bacteria causing your testicles (Sac) to be smelly "Jeez my balls stink, must be that damned sacteria again." See balls,..

U T

1. short for "uptake" meaning the action of or capacity for understanding or comprehension. Jill was a little slow in/on the u t..

Teste-mony

1. When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked. "D..

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