Blumpstronaut

What is Blumpstronaut?

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

See poop, vagina, sex, blowjob, crazy

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