Blumpstronaut

What is Blumpstronaut?

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

See poop, vagina, sex, blowjob, crazy

Soooccckkkk

1. The Columbian pronunciation of the word "suck". Undesirable, unenjoyable, and not fun. Could reference someone describing some..

I Went There

1. I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there. Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night. Jerk #..

' O.o '

1. Gettin' flicked off by a panda, double dukes style. noname123: man ur dumb me456: stfu me456: ("') O.o ("') ..

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