Blumpstronaut

What is Blumpstronaut?

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

See poop, vagina, sex, blowjob, crazy

2 Minute Noodles

1. Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors. Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking? Newlywed man: Beats two minute ..

Jeremy Sumpter

1. The young actor who made his first huge hit in the movie Frailty, but has become more popular with his most recent film, Peter Pan. Defi..

Zansky

1. army, bus drivers, and people who say "quit dickin' around" Brozanski, Zansky See bus driver, g.i., dick, hockey, sam..

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