What is Blumptank?
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Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.
After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.
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A one-trick pony who has worn out his one trick, or, in fact, never had a trick at all.
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