What is Blumptastic?
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blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.
word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary
My last blumpkin was blumptastic.
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The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.
That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.
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1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be aw..
