Blumpting

What is Blumpting?

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:

My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:

I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

See blumpkin, texting, deuce, communication, lifestyle

59 Seconds

1. something that won't take more than a minute. " Oh you wanna shoot the heady? Gimme my 59 seconds." See time, snappin, ..

Osmalation

1. n. Is a gooey substance that errupts from Osmans penis in a time of excitement. Other forms are: Osmalating and Osmalated. I just osmal..

Crippla

1. better than cronic .. slang for crippler .. the best knock u on ur ass bud there is. "i got tore up at Matts house smokin da cripp..

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