Blumpting

What is Blumpting?

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:

My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:

I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

See blumpkin, texting, deuce, communication, lifestyle

Zerbot

1. The act of placing one's mouth against someone's flesh and blowing. Typically, it is necessary to create a firm seal and add a..

Riggen

1. Nigger spelled backwards used in a conversation to describe yo fellow black man w/o da crackas knowin wut u talkin bout That riggen owe..

Jailbaited

1. Having a relationship with someone underage and only discovering this much later on in the relationship. "Hey man you look upset&q..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blumpting Edit Meaning