Blumpting

What is Blumpting?

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:

My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:

I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

See blumpkin, texting, deuce, communication, lifestyle

Inyoface

1. What it said to another when they are proven wrong. Ha, Nick you're wrong, inyoface. See pwn, own, suck, wrong, pwnd..

Anal Canal Pal

1. A homosexual partner. Hi, my name is Bob, and this is my anal canal pal, Mark! See gay, anal canal, pal, buttsex, gay sex..

Massage The Pineapple

1. Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girlswhile doing it. I just saw a member ..

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