Blumpting

What is Blumpting?

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:

My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:

I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

See blumpkin, texting, deuce, communication, lifestyle

Robust A Nut

1. Busting an extremely large cum load usually occurring when one masturbates for the first time after a long hiatus of not masturbating. ..

Yein

1. German means yes and no (very strange) probably made up by mistake.. German#1: Sprechen sie Deutsch? Non-German guy#2: Yein! German..

2 Burns

1. Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue. "here ya man, 2 burns"..

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