Blumpting

What is Blumpting?

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:

My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:

I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

See blumpkin, texting, deuce, communication, lifestyle

Jakt

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Loosen Up My Buns

1. A request for anal sex Honey, will you loosen up my buns tonight? See anal sex, ass, anal intruder..

Kurfufel

1. It is either a bad situation something bad or wrong has happened Boy am I in a kurfufel now..

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