Blumpwich

What is Blumpwich?

receiving oral sex while taking a dump and eating a ham sandwich.(Must be a ham sandwich no exceptions)

I always keep a ham sandwich in my fridge just in case i am lucky enough to get a blumpwich.

See blumpkin, head, oral, sex

Yawkward

1. Both young and awkward. Seen in the wild on first dates with adult females. Easily overwhelmed. Dude, her date was so yawkward. See yo..

Sexpect

1. to expect something sexually "i hope maria doesn't sexpect i'll go down on her tonight" See sex, oral sex, bucking..

Kaizer

1. Over zealous or moronic. In need of guidance and constant approval and attention. Anal retentive personality That person is a kaizer,..

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