Blumpwich

What is Blumpwich?


1.

receiving oral sex while taking a dump and eating a ham sandwich.(Must be a ham sandwich no exceptions)

I always keep a ham sandwich in my fridge just in case i am lucky enough to get a blumpwich.

See blumpkin, head, oral, sex


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