What is Blumpy?
1.
The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.
"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.
2.
Deficating while recieving oral sex.
Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy
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3.
recieve oral sex while defecating
"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!
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4.
when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter
it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her
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5.
The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.
Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.
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6.
Especially rounded.
Often used to describe
A combination of the words "bubble" and "lumpy", used by fans of
"Woah, is that a Neon Genesis keyring? Chibi Shinji looks so blumpy!"
"The new VW Beetle is kind of like the old one, only blumpy."
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a sexual act involving a man on the toilet taking a dump while being sucked off by another man.
"Hey big fella, I have to take a crap, want to go into the dunny with me and pleasure me with a blumpy?"
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