What is Blumwash?


When your female partner is taking a dumpon the toilet, you're performing oral sexon her, then she pinches off a heavy turdwhich hits the toilet water and splashes your face.

"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"

"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."

See poop, blumkin, sex, pooping, shitting, feces, scat, turd, toilet


Random Words:

1. usually a drifter, or a man who seeks to be alone. Prefers to work by oneself. Sometimes seen as either the main protagonist or as the a..
1. basically a fuckstick, or a complete moron. some jigstick stole my fucking wallet See Luke..
1. A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk ..