What is Blunk?
1.
To be blazed and drunk
Last night I got so blunk I don't even know what went down wit that crazy japanese chik
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2.
to be extremely blazed and drunk. much like the word
Me and mike got so blunk last night we can't remeber a thing.
3.
the past tense of "blink"
Was that the thing that Pastor said burst out your head and blunk at her?
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4.
past tense of "blink"
mate, you blunk again when the flash went off, can you please stop doing that??
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5.
blazed and drunk to the point you have no idea where the hell you are
I was so blunk last night that I won't be surprised if i got Mike Jackson pregnant.
Joe's mom walked in and totally noticed he was blunk, but it's ok because shes a total milf.
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6.
A state of total and utter annihilation resulting from excessive substance abuse involving the following: excessive binge drinking followed by a sufficiently debilitating blunt smoking session.
Guy A: Man, we are getting twisted up in hur'.
Guy B: Dude, I am so blunked out.
Guy A: Wow, you must done an excessive amount of binge drinking and then followed it up with a smoking session...possibly with a blunt.
Guy B: (throws up)
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7.
A mixture of blood and spunk usually from over 'stretching' in bed.
She woke up to blunk stains on her sheets.