Blunk

What is Blunk?


1.

To be blazed and drunk

Last night I got so blunk I don't even know what went down wit that crazy japanese chik

See Weedies

2.

to be extremely blazed and drunk. much like the word crunk

Me and mike got so blunk last night we can't remeber a thing.

3.

the past tense of "blink"

Was that the thing that Pastor said burst out your head and blunk at her?

See blink, blunk, seeing, eye, closed

4.

past tense of "blink"

mate, you blunk again when the flash went off, can you please stop doing that??

See blink

5.

blazed and drunk to the point you have no idea where the hell you are

I was so blunk last night that I won't be surprised if i got Mike Jackson pregnant.

Joe's mom walked in and totally noticed he was blunk, but it's ok because shes a total milf.

See jackson, michael, drunk, blazed, high

6.

A state of total and utter annihilation resulting from excessive substance abuse involving the following: excessive binge drinking followed by a sufficiently debilitating blunt smoking session.

Guy A: Man, we are getting twisted up in hur'.

Guy B: Dude, I am so blunked out.

Guy A: Wow, you must done an excessive amount of binge drinking and then followed it up with a smoking session...possibly with a blunt.

Guy B: (throws up)

See schwasted, smashed, plastered, tore up, sloshed

7.

A mixture of blood and spunk usually from over 'stretching' in bed.

She woke up to blunk stains on her sheets.


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