What is Bluphtoonies?
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Cheaply made, thin slippers that have a very thin material covering the foot, that are worn in mostly high urban areas. Are also seen with elevated rubber soles.
"I was rocking fresh in my white-T, clean in my white-T with the fresh air forces and my girl came through with the blue bluphtoonies and a skirt, we was both on point, WHAT!?!?!?!!"
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a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister.  see also queef.. 
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A spooge rag is a piece of clothing or cloth used to wipe up spooge.
Disgusting...I just grabbed my shirt and there is some sticky shit..