What is Blurch?
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A belch that brings a small amount of stomach acid into the throat, stopping just short of becoming vomit.
"I can't eat Taco Bell food; it makes me blurch."
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2.
When a hiccup, sneeze, cough, or laugh causes food or drink to emit from one's nose.
I was finishing my applesauce when that dog fell down and I blurched it all down my shirt. Also - Don't blurch, Coke burns the nose.
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3.
The sound, action and experience of salad dressing--or other such fluids--blurching forth from its container, when squeezed.
The salad dressing blurched forth from the bottle all over my plate.
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The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough coug..
