Blurch

What is Blurch?


1.

A belch that brings a small amount of stomach acid into the throat, stopping just short of becoming vomit.

"I can't eat Taco Bell food; it makes me blurch."

See burp, gag, vomit, puke, indigestion

2.

When a hiccup, sneeze, cough, or laugh causes food or drink to emit from one's nose.

I was finishing my applesauce when that dog fell down and I blurched it all down my shirt. Also - Don't blurch, Coke burns the nose.

See nose, cough, sneeze, liquid, drink, laugh

3.

The sound, action and experience of salad dressing--or other such fluids--blurching forth from its container, when squeezed.

The salad dressing blurched forth from the bottle all over my plate.

See spew, ejaculate


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