What is Blurd?
1.
An Afro-American nerd. This was introduced in the sitcom Scrubs (Episode 6x02).
Y'all, my bro's a blurd! He keeps reading books all the time.
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2.
A cross between a bloke and a bird - basically a bird who knows football.
she knows what she's talking about that blurd
3.
A bloody turd. Usually seen in a porta potty, a product of Hemroids.
Guy 1: Dude i was just in the porta jon and i saw a Blurd.
Guy 2: Ahhh sick man!, I wanna see!
Guy 1: It was tight.
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4.
It's the word for that worthless endorsement on a video cover or movie poster.
I opened a copy of rolling stone we had at the counter and went to the movie review section, and noticed that Travers' column, may he spend his afterlife being eternally sodomized by production execs, had a whole section of just these blurbs, hardly even in full sentences. "Mean Girls: A delectable comedy." etc... People, presumably, simply paid him for the blurd, and he would publish it in a column of paid blurbs for the sake of the quote being published somewhere.
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5.
A mispelling of 'blood,' intended for people who need to spice up their term papers.
Elizabeth Bathory drank the blurd of virgins.
6.
Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.
I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.
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