Blurf

What is Blurf?


1.

1. Not having the ability to hold you liquor. This generally leads to the loss of potential lays and newly made friends. As for old friends, well hopefully they drank as much as you and no one will remember it in the morning.

Tim: Did you get that chicks number dude?

Jay: Nah, that tequila totally kicked my ass and i blurfed all over her.

See hurl, wankered, spew, blow chunks, throw up, ralph

2.

1. an expletive used to express disdain or annoyance

2. anything and everything

1. Blurf! I just got a dirty sanchez!

2. CARFIN PUDDY MERKER! I JUST BLURFED ON YOUR MOM.

See rectum, carf, pud, merf, crap, fuck, shit, cunt, ass, bitch, craphole

3.

blog-surf

"what have you been doing all day?"

"gawker, boing boing, perez hilton, you know..."

"you spent all day blurfing!?!"

See blog, surf, internet, interweb, blurf


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