What is Blurp?
1.
to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")
"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"
2.
when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once
my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3
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3.
When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.
"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping
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4.
A Persian woman who bleaches her hair blonde. Often seen in combination with a nose job, heavy make-up, and eveningwear in the daytime. Can be spotted on the streets of Beverly Hills, zig-zaging in a Mercedes SUV with a cell phone pressed to her ear.
I've got a date with a Blurp tonight -- better bring an extra credit card.
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5.
A loud fartor a fart when your ass crack is wet from shower,or a fart while under water
Did you hear him blurp in the tub?
I just blurped.
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6.
The sound one makes when belching; usually followed by a "Dude, who just mouth-farted?"
Blurp!
Oh, man, who just burped? I hare it when people burp and then blow in your face! Stupid butt-bandits!
7.
When your getting a nice blow job and the girl burps...MAking a vibrating feeling and unleashing more of your splooge.
Max Steen- founder of the name
Seth Pont-founder of the definition
Yo, last nite i was out and i got blurped.
Does any one wanna give me a nice blurping?
I love being blurped!
