Blurp Edit Meaning

1.

to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")

"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"

2.

when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once

my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3

See computer, freeze, click, frozen, pc, mac

3.

When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.

"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping

See burp, puke, throw up, spew, yuke

4.

A Persian woman who bleaches her hair blonde. Often seen in combination with a nose job, heavy make-up, and eveningwear in the daytime. Can be spotted on the streets of Beverly Hills, zig-zaging in a Mercedes SUV with a cell phone pressed to her ear.

I've got a date with a Blurp tonight -- better bring an extra credit card.

See iranian, female, blonde, girl

5.

A loud fartor a fart when your ass crack is wet from shower,or a fart while under water

Did you hear him blurp in the tub?

I just blurped.

See fart, stinky

6.

The sound one makes when belching; usually followed by a "Dude, who just mouth-farted?"

Blurp!

Oh, man, who just burped? I hare it when people burp and then blow in your face! Stupid butt-bandits!

7.

When your getting a nice blow job and the girl burps...MAking a vibrating feeling and unleashing more of your splooge.

Max Steen- founder of the name

Seth Pont-founder of the definition

Yo, last nite i was out and i got blurped.

Does any one wanna give me a nice blurping?

I love being blurped!