What is Blurpee?
1.
When a beer is slightly frozen, giving it the consistency of a slushee.
Other flavors can then be added, such as chocolate, syrup, etc.
For true connoisseurs only.
Man, that blurpee was awesome! So refreshing on a summer day.
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2.
A fat big fat black guy.
Man, check out blurpee over there, nigga be lookin' like fat albutt and shiot!