What is Blurpie?
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The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.
Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.
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a dude who busts a nut in a minute or less
Bill's ex-girlfriend said he was a 60 second assassin.
See nut busting, laughter..
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Slang for a man's penis.
Dude, I just packed the musket on my ballcannon.
See slang, sex, dick, balls..
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Quite literally an abortionist
lindsay: what are they singing
laura: Zygote killer, liar, theif
lindsay: oh, ok
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guy1: What do yo..
