What is Blurpie?
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The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.
Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.
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