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An omelette made from Swan eggs harvested from the company pond.
That momma swan really came after me when I went near the nest, but th..
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To claim you can do something that blatently would kill the strongest of athletes, and then to fail so pathetically in the manner of a e..
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To gratify oneself sexually.
Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain...