Blurst Edit Meaning

1.

A substitute for the word worse, only used in extreme cases, and only used by 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 typerwriters.

"'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times'?!, you stupid monkey!"

See blurts, simpsons, monkey, worse

2.

Putting too much liquid into your mouth and when swallowing, it goes every where.

The shot was too big and he blurst all over himself.

See burst, gag, spill, spit, choke

3.

Like worst... but so much blurse.

You wished her death and pain for her birthday?! That's what I wished her! This is the blurst embarassment ever.

4.

Sexual: a semi-unexpected, yet satisfying orgasm

Comical: a sudden outburst of loud, exploding laughter

I was banging Leyla's brains out last night and it was so good I just blursted in like 10 minutes!

See sex, blast, laughter, worst, best, burst, worse, explode

5.

A mixture between burst and blast; when someone enters a room quickly.

Jamie: I'm going to move this box out the way in case James blursts through the door.

See blast, burst, explode, rupture