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A quick shower that only includes the dirty basics: armpits, butt, and crotch.
"Don't worry, it's just an abc shower, i&..
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An event of such brain-imploding hilarity that it has an almost apocalyptic effect. Funnier than Rolf Mao on lollerskates.
"So the..
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The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.
After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin ..
