B-man Shuffle

What is B-man Shuffle?


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A defensive tactic that can be employed in an intoxicated streetfight against multiple sober opponents. Your belt is removed and thrown away, and your pants are dropped completely to your ankles. You then waddle up to the fight like a penguin with fists raised in "fighting irish" position. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and a slow getaway follows.

Dude, how did we not get our asses kicked by those bouncers last night? Well we were outnumbered, but Connors pulled the ol' B-man shuffle and got us out alive.

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