What is Bml?
1.
Bless my life.
The polar opposite of FML.
Be happy!
"Thank God I have food, water, and shelter. BML" Bill said.
"Man this chipotle sure is good... BML" Mike exclaimed.
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2.
It means "Blog My Life"
When you write about your stressful, crazy, confusing, or crappy life in online blog entries. Usually to get out the frustration or anger somewhere safe (there's an oxymoron, safe internet.)
A BML would look like:
"I was so upset when he didn't ask me out last night.
He sounded like he was going to and then...
Nothing! Ah!"
Used in Conversation:
"What a crazy day, thank god it's over! When I get home I'm going to bml."
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3.
Bore me later
John: "Check out my Xbox achievements, I'm the Achievement King!"
Mikey: "BML, John"
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4.
This is short for blow my life. This is used when something happens that upsets or makes you angry
boyfriend: "Hey baby, Can i come over today."
girlfriend: "No my parents are gonna be home."
boyfriend: "BML."
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5.
Stands for "Be My Lover"
Example:
-"someone rate my picture"
-"BML"
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6.
A small creature generally found belonging to a Citz.
I found me a BML the other day.
