Bml

What is Bml?


1.

Bless my life.

The polar opposite of FML.

Be happy!

"Thank God I have food, water, and shelter. BML" Bill said.

"Man this chipotle sure is good... BML" Mike exclaimed.

See fml, bless, my, life, chipotle

2.

It means "Blog My Life"

When you write about your stressful, crazy, confusing, or crappy life in online blog entries. Usually to get out the frustration or anger somewhere safe (there's an oxymoron, safe internet.)

A BML would look like:

"I was so upset when he didn't ask me out last night.

He sounded like he was going to and then...

Nothing! Ah!"

Used in Conversation:

"What a crazy day, thank god it's over! When I get home I'm going to bml."

See blogging, blog, blogger, fml, stress

3.

Bore me later

John: "Check out my Xbox achievements, I'm the Achievement King!"

Mikey: "BML, John"

See boring, acronym, shut up, later, yawn

4.

This is short for blow my life. This is used when something happens that upsets or makes you angry

boyfriend: "Hey baby, Can i come over today."

girlfriend: "No my parents are gonna be home."

boyfriend: "BML."

See blow, bml, bmd

5.

Stands for "Be My Lover"

Example:

-"someone rate my picture"

-"BML"

See lover

6.

A small creature generally found belonging to a Citz.

I found me a BML the other day.


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