B0ner Edit Meaning

1. A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet. The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012. See life, ear..

1. "A word that brain dead matter comes up with when it is unable to produce a more intelligent sound" if the hat "phifft..

1. A person of low intelligence. I had thought he was of substantial academic standing but it turned out he was nothing more than a duzzer..