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An obituary for a bad ass person.
Jimmy: When I die, people will read about my crazy fuckin awesome life in my obadassuary in the paper..
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A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.
"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not eve..
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random guy in the gym locker room who checks out other guys junk... also friend who checks out your package while taking a drunken piss
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