What is Bo Jackson?
1.
Greatest athlete of all time. Played as an all star in both pro baseball and pro football until a hip injury ended his career.
Yeah he's good, but he's no fuckin' Bo Jackson
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2.
god.
see also: greatest human ever, living or dead.
bo jackson?
bo knows.
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(verb): To break something, i.e. in the way that Bo Jackson would break bats over his knee or over his shoulders. The term can be used to describe the act of intentionally breaking things as well as accidentally breaking something. Other forms: bo jacksoned (past tense), bo jacksoning (present continuous tense).
bo jacksoned (adjective): broken
"If you don't knock it off with that annoying saxophone, I'm gonna bo jackson it."
"What do you mean you didn't do it? Dude, I stood there and WATCHED YOU bo jackson every piece of my stemware!"
"Yo, which one of you clowns bo jacksoned my coffee pot and didn't tell me? There's coffee ALL OVER the place!"
"When she cheated on him, it really bo jacksoned his self-esteem."
"I need to get a new umbrella. This one is bo jacksoned from the wind."
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getting drunk to the point that you Black Out(B.O.) When you start a heavy night of drinking, it is said that BO Jackson is gonna hit you with his bat, or take you out in full football gear, thus rendering you BlackOut. When asked what happened the night before, one can respond with the popular Bo Jackson phrase, "BO Knows."
"Yo I don't remember anything from last night! I was straight BO Jackson!"
"You were wasted last night! Did Bo Jackson pay you a visit?"
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Bo Jackson... a.k.a. a blowjob, or BJ. To give or get oral satisfaction.
Damn son! You just got a Bo Jackson from that Bitch?!?!
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Used, commonly in exclamation, when something unfortunate occurs, similar to
You just lost your job? Bo jackson!
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To have a foul odor or smell bad. i.e. Body Odor Jackson
Man it smells like some rank ass BO jackson in here.
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