Board Monkey

What is Board Monkey?

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

Leashed

1. A Girl controls a guy Beth leashed chris and now he gets her food all the time! See pussy whipped, pussy whiped, wipped, whipped, whip..

Rubber Gum

1. A non-lubed condom, usually used for oral sex. Dude, do you have a rubber gum on you since she won't do anything without one. See..

Bloke A Smunt

1. To smoke blunts, first letters are switched (simple huh). Can also be applied as Jit a Hoint. You trying to go bloke a smunt? See smo..

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