What is Boardbitch?
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A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.
The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...
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A very pale surfboard like chest located where the female tities are saposed to be. It substitutes where the lumptuious juggs are.
Hey kristin wheres your board i mean surfboard i mean tities im mean umm umm your a boardbitch.
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A "boardbitch" is a derogatory name given to a
Board Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "Like we're sooo scared! But you'll always be our boardbitch!"
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A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.
The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...
An alternative form of spelling is @boardbitch@.
(Troll): You can't defeat The Little Red Notebook!
Member: Really (troll), can't you do better?
Mod: No, that's about par for our boardbitch
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